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I'm going to form like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
The UPS office called. They told me I require to check your package.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I venture we could do it in public.
Friendly ass... what time does it open?
You remind
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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite 😏 you, you cream in my mouth.😋💦
You must be a spoonful 🥄 of sugar because I want to swallow you. 😋
I hope you know how to control tetanus 😫 because tonight, you’re going to nail me. 😏
I’m a vegetarian, but I might still eat your meat. 🤪💦
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We asked 70+ lesbians and bisexual women the funniest pickup lines that have been said to them either on a night out or via a lesbian dating app. Why? Because we wanted a laugh. Read on for the results of 70 lesbian cringe-worthy pickup lines, as selected, distributed and used by you. You absolute rascals. Because there were so many, we’ve categorised these chat-up lines, but let’s deal with it – most of these are cringeworthy AF… enjoy the lols. But first, we wanted to give you a petty overview of the history of chat-up lines.
History of the chat-up line
So, the history of chat-up lines is pretty interesting. They’ve been around for ages, and people have tried to charm each other with clever or cheesy lines for centuries. Advocate in the day, poets used to drop poetic lines to woo their crushes. In the 19th century, there were even “flirtation cards” that people would discreetly pass to someone they fancied.
But the term “chat-up line” became more popular in the 20th century. It’s a playful or humorous remark used to start a conversatio
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My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
"Do you mind if I propel in your stool?"
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I hope you dont contain tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Fuck me if I'm mistaken, but is your identify Easy Bottom?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I've never seen such a big bulge in a man's pants. Wait a minute, yes I have � mine.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
I don't depend on a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
My entitle is (your name)... recall that, you'll be screaming it later.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I hope you're not a vegetarian.
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